imagineguyfieri:

Imagine Guy Fieri as Gatsby, and calling you “Pulled Pork” instead of “Old Sport.”

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

our-secret-adventuress:

lil-fkn-bitch:

Girls fuck the same dick 50 times it doesn’t matter.
Girls fuck 50 different dicks and their vagina has stretched into a black hole.
Fuckboy logic.

SAY IT LOUDER BECAUSE THIS IS SPOT ON

I reblogged this 4 minutes ago and I’ve already lost 10 followers. Goodbye fuckboys.